Brilliant Inventor

• Portalcraft
• Follower
• Cost 6
• Attack 1
• Defense 1

Abilities

Fanfare: Summon an Ominous Artifact α and give it Bane and Ward.

Flavor Text

I wanna go home... Why do we have to perform weapons testing during an actual battle? There are like, loooads of guys coming at me, and they're just gonna get slaughtered by my baby. Somebody ought to tell them...

People are noisy, and mean, and so stupid. This is why I hate leaving my room. Why would we even need a demonstration when we know what's going to happen? Let's deep-fry these idiots and go home.