Ludicrous Ordnance

• Portalcraft
• Follower
• Cost 8
• Attack 3
• Defense 4

Abilities

Fanfare: Summon 2 copies of Ludicrous Ordnance.

At the end of your turn, deal 3 damage split between all enemy followers.

Evolve: Deal 3 damage split between all enemy followers.

Flavor Text

Subject 06: Male from district Gamma D1
Sections A to D selected for surgery (see Subject 01).
Loss of sight, hearing, and smell confirmed, hair cells within cochlea incinerated.
Subject redeployed to previous coordinates post-op.

Subject 06: Male from district Gamma D1
Observed via personal drone for 8 days.
Contact unconfirmed. Subject lost due to self-termination.
(Cause: Unclear. Psychological instability?)